see, not all girls are shitfaces. i promise.

08.27.03back& forth
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so there's this girl, and she's the cutest, and her name is shellbell, and she sent me a package with the best mixtape in the world.

babeh /you've/ got my letter, and /i've/ got your song.

so there's this other girl, and she's my bestest superest friend (everyone always asks us to sing the baby shark song &perform our magic beaverdance) and she sent me letters and pictures of us dancing around and not to mention a superamazing VIDEOLETTER!! sadly the vcr ate it so she's sending it again! and we discuss our favorite things.

babeh we're katie squared!!

so there's this other/other girl, who is my favoritest roommate in the world, and her name is valentine, and we discuss our secret lives. she made me a clay pot that says to:whore love:val and i made her one that says to slutface! <3:katie. and she wrote me a nine page letter. we've already decided we have to go to the same college so we can be roommmates again.

babeh it's love! and you better call that boy, slut.

so there's this other/other/other! superstar girl and we like to drive around and sing loud shitty rap songs and get strawberry shakes when we're feeling... well, anything at all! we go to all the punkrock shows and all the superelitist parties and we crash it all burn it all shake it all down.

babeh it's done! we're gonna shake this town.

that's all for now.

just a lesson for all you whiny boys:

not all girls are mean and horrible!

but all you shitty boys best stay away

from my girls.

you break their hearts i'll break your face!!

*dances and then runs away* hahahaha<333.


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